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You Should Buy A With Leather T-Shirt Because It Will Help People In Need

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So the other day I was trying to clean up my home office for once in my life, and I came to the realization that I have way too many With Leather t-shirts taking up space. Last time I tried to give some away, 5 or 6 people didn’t even bother responding, so I thought that maybe nobody likes my shirts. But then I was thinking that these shirts are indeed awesome, and people should wear them. Unfortunately, I’m not giving them away for free anymore.

Instead, I want to do something good with them. I never purchased them to profit, because that’s no fun. I bought them because I thought they’d be fun giveaways and people might wear them and other people would be like, “With Leather? That sounds like an awesome website for my fetish… aw crap, it’s sports.” Now I want to sell them, though, because my friends just got back from New York City, after they were stuck there for 5 days with no power, water and very little food. Also, I just read a story about the hospital employees that carried babies down 20 stories during Hurricane Sandy and my allergies are acting up like crazy.

For $15 you can get one of the grey With Leather t-shirts that you can clearly see in the banner image. After the jump, the rest of the details.

For $30 you can get the very last “I Read With Leather Occasionally” t-shirt (size large) that this lovely young lady from Rick’s Cabaret is displaying.

And for $50, I will personally design one person (first come, and all that jazz) his or her very own custom WL tee.

So there ya go. Buy a WL t-shirt and Kids in Distressed Situations will receive a check from me for every penny that is sent to me. I have 28 t-shirts left, varying in sizes. Email me at BurnsyWL@gmail.com and let me know what size you want, and I will give you my PayPal email to complete the transaction.

I only have shirts in M, L and XL so please keep that in mind before emailing me. And don’t complain, because this is for a good cause.


Could A Charity Game End The NHL Lockout?

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Won't someone please think of the Ice Girls?

Not like they really needed it, but we can add yet another reason to support the NHL players as we enter Day 70 of the NHL lockout – they’re good human beings. New York Rangers center Brad Richards and Philadelphia Flyers forward Scott Hartnell got together and decided to partner with Caesar’s Atlantic City to create a charity hockey game known as “Operation Hat Trick”, which won’t feature many of the league’s best players, but it will showcase some guys who want to play a little hockey and raise money for Hurricane Sandy relief. Somewhere, an NHL team owner wiped his ass with a $100 bill and stuck it to an orphan’s cheek.

According to Richards:

“It’ll be a real, 60-minute game,” Richards said. “The focus will probably be more on the offensive side. But we’ll put on a good show for the fans.”

Wouldn’t it be nice if this incredibly generous act led both sides of this lockout to finally sitting down for an entire day and hammering out a 50/50 deal, instead of the owners trying to find any and every way to take as much money from the players as possible? Haha, I know, that was my funniest joke of the year.

The game will be played tomorrow at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, and Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist recognizes that while it sucks for players and fans that there probably won’t be a 2012-13 NHL season, that’s a far cry from the pain that people in New York and New Jersey, among other states have been dealing with.

“It’s not only the hockey fans. You want to pay back to people working in the community around New York and people that got hit by this storm,” said Lundqvist, last season’s Vezina Trophy winner as the NHL’s top goalie. “I was not there, but obviously I have a lot of friends who were still there, and I had people move into my place. …

“I hope it’s going to be a positive day, and that people who come in to watch the game get some energy and give the people some hope who need it.” (Via Fox News)

Unfortunately, unless you actually attend the game – and you should if you’re in the area and tickets are available, because we like helping people – you won’t be able to watch it. But if you want to close your eyes and pretend like you’re watching, here are the lineups:

Team New York

Forwards Brad Richards, Rangers; Bobby Ryan, Ducks; Corey Perry, Ducks; Daniel Alfredsson, Senators; James Neal, Penguins; Ville Leino, Sabres; Brian Boyle, Rangers; Taylor Pyatt, Rangers; Jeff Halpern, Rangers; Arron Asham, Rangers; Matt Martin, Islanders.

Defensemen Dan Girardi, Rangers; Marc Staal, Rangers; Steve Eminger, Rangers; Mike Komisarek, Maple Leafs.

Goaltender Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers.

Team New Jersey/Philadelphia

Forwards Scott Hartnell, Flyers; Steven Stamkos, Lightning; David Clarkson, Devils; James van Riemsdyk, Maple Leafs; Simon Gagne, Flyers; Jody Shelley, Flyers; Wayne Simmonds, Flyers; Justin Williams, Kings; Daniel Carcillo, Blackhawks; Steve Downie, Avalanche.

Defensemen Andy Greene, Devils; Kimmo Timonen, Flyers; Braydon Coburn, Flyers; P..K. Subban, Canadiens; John Carlson, Capitals.

Goaltender Martin Brodeur, Devils.

I guess the only remaining question is will Tay Stevens be there? Come on, Tay. The people need you.

MTV Is Doing A Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser Featuring The Cast Of ‘Jersey Shore’

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Following the lead of networks like NBC and ABC, MTV has decided to produce their own Hurricane Sandy special. The one-hour special will be titled “Restore the Shore,” and will attempt to raise funds for the ravaged New Jersey town of Seaside Heights. If “Seaside Heights” rings a bell for those of you who don’t live in the NY/NJ/PA area, it’s because it was the location for most of the seasons of Jersey Shore. So GUESS WHO IS RUNNING POINT ON THE FUNDRAISING EFFORTS.

The effort will include a live one-hour special featuring the Jersey Shore cast along with other celebrity guests encouraging viewers to aid New Jersey relief efforts. [...]

The “Restore the Shore” special airs live on Thursday, Nov. 15 from MTV’s Times Square Studio. Viewers will be encouraged to donate online or via text message during and after the event. Architecture for Humanity intends to work with the Borough of Seaside Heights to award rebuilding grants to local contractors, similar to its relief efforts in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. [EW]

Now, it would be easy for me to make fun of this. So very, very easy. I could just point and laugh and be all “HAHA HAVEN’T THE VICTIMS OF THE HURRICANE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?,” and then I could click publish and move right along with my day. But I am not going to do that. Not yet at least. People up and down the New Jersey coast are in need of supplies and funds just as much as those in the other areas affected by the storm, if not more, so to whatever extent parading these goons out and pointing a camera at them will help with that, I am all for it. There is still one more season of Jersey Shore left, and talk shows continue to bend over backwards to have members of the cast come on to blabber about their new line of wristbands or smoothies or whatever, so there will be plenty of other opportunities to mock them in the near future. I can wait.

Bruce Springsteen Made New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Cry

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Well here’s an uplifting election season tale that should warm even the coldest heart: With significant portions of his state ravaged by Hurricane Sandy, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has been all over the news of late, usually wearing a “Chris Christie, Governor” fleece, a happening that led to him being impersonated on SNL over the weekend.

And with the presidential election just days away, Christie, a Romney supporter who was rumored to have been considered as Mitt’s running mate, struck up an unlikely bromance with President Obama as the two joined forces to try to help people in need. It was kind of sweet, actually, though Christie’s public praise for Obama earned him predictable scorn from the likes of shout-y sex tourist Rush Limbaugh.

As it turns out, Christie is longtime Bruce Springsteen fan, having attended over 100 Springsteen concerts in his lifetime, and since becoming governor of New Jersey he’s reportedly made attempts to try to befriend the Boss, all of which have gone ignored. Enter Christie’s new BFF, Barry.

Reports the New York Times:

The White House spokesman, Jay Carney, confirmed that President Obama had put Bruce Springsteen on the phone with Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey while the president and the Boss were flying to Columbus from Madison, Wis., on Air Force One.

Mr. Christie, a Republican, is well known as one of the biggest Bruce fans ever, but had not gotten love from Mr. Springsteen, a die-hard Democrat, in the past. Though Mr. Christie has attended more than 100 of his concerts, Mr. Springsteen has not invited him backstage.

Further, the president apparently arranged for the two to meet in person at a benefit concert, a meeting that led the gruff New Jersey governor to break down in tears.

Reports the Washington Post:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie told reporters Monday that he had an unexpected — and moving — conversation earlier with his hero, Bruce Springsteen.

He also got a hug from the rock legend on Friday, at a benefit concert for victims of Superstorm Sandy. He later cried, calling the moment a highlight in a tough week.

“Bruce and I had an opportunity to chat for a while Friday night… we hugged and he told me, ‘it’s official, we’re friends,” Christie said at a news briefing.

Sadly, Mitt Romney arranging to have Christie meet Meatloaf didn’t have the same effect. Go figure.

Adam Sandler – Hallelujah (We're New Yorkers)

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Adam Sandler’s contribution to the 12.12.12 concert for Sandy Relief was a hilarious tribute to New Yorkers.

A 12-12-12 Concert Recap: Paul McCartney Really Did Perform With Nirvana

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BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

ANYWAY. The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, Kanye West, Chris Martin (with Michael Stipe), Roger Waters, and Bon Jovi, among others, all played sets during last night’s 12-12-12: The Concert for Sandy Relief charity gig at Madison Square Garden, but the performance that everyone’s talking about this morning is: Sir Paul McCartney with Nirvana. They debuted a new (decent) song for the occasion, “Cut Me Some Slack,” which will soon appear on Sound City: Real to Reel, the soundtrack to Dave Grohl’s documentary, Sound City. Check it out below, as well as a few other videos from the concert.


Paul McCartney & Nirvana by Embrulha

And a few other performances, beginning with Chris Martin and Michael Stipe.

Roger Waters and Eddie Vedder

Billy Joel

The Rolling Stones

The Who (sorry for the terrible quality)

Adam Sandler

Beastie Boys’ Mike D Has Fed Nearly 20,000 Hurricane Sandy Victims Free Of Charge

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Two of life’s greatest treasures, Beastie Boys and food trucks, have come together to help out those who suffered from one of the sh*ttiest things that’s happened to New York in decades: Hurricane Sandy. Much of the city is still a mess from the disastrous storm, particularly in Brooklyn. But Mike D has been helping out victims of the storm…by handing out “hearty and warm” free food.

[Mike D] has served more than 19,000 hot meals free of charge to victims of Hurricane Sandy. Mike D and restaurant Robert McKinley’s Rockaway Plate Lunch food truck, in partnership with some of the city’s top chefs, has been keeping those who lost power or their homes nutritiously fed.

Mike D recalled heading out to Brooklyn’s Rockaway Beach neighborhood with McKinley shortly after it was devastated by Sandy. “We saw right away all these people living without any power, without any businesses being open, and therefore, no food,” he’s quoted as saying. “We saw the immediate need for warm food, but we didn’t have time to put together a long-term cohesive plan, we just had to react quickly.” (Via)

This begs the question, what would a Beastie Boys-themed food truck be called? I’ll start: Licensed to Grill.

(Via Spin)

Robert Downey Jr. Showed Up To An Iron Man 3 Screening For Sandy Volunteers

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In case you were unaware, Robert Downey Jr. is pretty much the coolest guy on the face of the planet. At some point between Iron Man and now, he apparently just assumed the identity of Tony Stark and ran with it. Or maybe Tony Stark assumed RDJ’s identity. I’m not really sure, to be honest. But the point is that Downey is pretty f*cking cool. So cool, in fact, that when Iron Man 3 was being screened on Monday for teenagers who volunteered for relief in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, he showed up unannounced to watch with them.

Hey, why can’t I stop hugging my monitor?

He told the crowd, “I just want to say thank you to the… Police Athletic League and all of you folks. I know you’re all here because you’ve been doing something special in the five boroughs, for this great city.

“You’re the future of the nation. I guarantee if you keep doing the right thing, you’re going to be running the joint in a minute.” (Via Contact Music)

And here I was all worried that America would be traded to the Chinese for a list of bad porn site passwords when today’s kids grow up and take over. Hold on… *spends 5 minutes searching random Tumblr sites* Yeah, we’re still doomed.

But at least we have Robert Downey Jr. until then. *total bro swoon*

(GIF via)


11.8 The Cooler

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Andrea Calle

How Does High Speed Internet Actually Work? [Mashable]

The 25 Coolest Moments In Barack Obama’s First Term [HHW]

Obama Cardboard Cutouts Embraced [Huff Post]

Lady Gaga Donates $1 Million to NYC Sandy Relief [THR]

How To Make Your TV Smart Without Buying A New Set [Stuff]

Rapper Jonathon Marcou Lives Out of His Car. No, Literally [LA Weekly]

Gucci Mane Challenges Rappers To Boxing Match [Crunk & Disorderly]

The Season’s 5 Best Bomber Jackets [GQ]

Pron Industry’s Calling Out To Miley Cyrus [Peeperz]

A Look at The Original “Gerber Baby” 85 Years Later [Complex]

James Harden Is Having No Problem Adapting To A Max Contract Lifestyle [With Leather]

Leave Items In Your Online Shopping Cart, Get Random Coupons from Retailers [Lifehacker]

Anthony Bourdain Goes On A Dead-Hooker Twitter Tirade [Warming Glow]

Peyton Manning: Smart Businessman, An Indirect Weed Profiteer [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Nine Year-Old Girl Dominates Boys Football League [Buzzfeed]


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Getting Along Without Power, Heat And Michael Kiwanuka’s Music

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First off, to HELL with Hurricane Sandy, Nor’Easter Athena and everybody who love ‘em.

Seriously, as I enter a week straight with unmitigated power and heat, I’m feeling more grateful by the day. Being cold in the house as time slowed to a crawl wasn’t my idea of fun. At the same time I still had a roof over my head. People really lost everything and the horror stories in the storm’s aftermath ought to make you

Music, among other things, kept me tempered during two annoying, extended blackouts. GKMC got the most burn in the whip, at power stations with internet access or in the local Marriott when the residence got too frigid. However, Michael Kiwaunka’s Home Again made brief cameos during the two weeks in the dark. His buzz was small when I first wrote about him. Since then his star has quickly risen as a promising, young talent with an old soul thanks to crticial acclaim and a Mercury Prize nomination.

Folk/soul hybrids aren’t usually my bag but there’s something about Kiwanuka’s debut that resonates with me. Perhaps it’s the album’s simplicity in a era wrought with boisterous sounds built for stadium crowds than your ears. Home Again is as straightforward as it is well-made and “I’ll Get Along” stands as one of my favorites from the record. The song’s a period piece capturing the spirit of his debut: calming, introspective and class.

Honestly, “I’ll Get Along” gets me boppin’ like the cop in Chappelle’s music experiment. I can’t help it man. Just get me some Birkenstocks, khakis, a Ralph Lauren sweater/flannel combo and I’m straight. Press play and you might catch the same vibe as well.

Now Mother Nature, just keep that storm in the Atlantic and I won’t curse your name until winter starts, alright? OK.


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Louis C.K.’s love letter to New York and ‘Saturday Night Live’

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AP Photo/John Shearer

I’ve been so tied up in my own little world this week, toiling away, working on this and that, closed up in the apartment for the most part (typical when you’re at your busiest in this line of work — and this has probably been the busiest week of the season for me), mainly aware of the horrors of Sandy via the news like most of you. Which is a trip. Out here, uptown, we’re fine. We’re lucky. Just a number of blocks this way or that, many people aren’t.

So I feel like I really need to take stock of that. Lots of friends, whether they be in New Jersey, upstate, Long Island, wherever, are still stuck in a bad spot. I haven’t had a chance to go downtown and take in the full effect of what’s gone on down there, and I should. I will. My heart sank a little when I saw the cover of this week’s New York Magazine. Then it was lifted again when I read the mag’s editors’ letter and all the resilience it reflected. And as resilient as New York is, it’s a city in need of a laugh right now, to say the least.

It was with great pleasure, then, that I read comedian Louis C.K.’s recent letter, which he says he tapped out on his phone in his dressing room at Studio 8H at 30 Rock where he’s gearing up to host “Saturday Night Live” tonight. A New York guy on a New York show at a time when New York could use a breather. It’s a great opportunity for an artist at the height of his game. Truly, I think there are fewer filmmakers performing, consistently, at Louis C.K.’s level these days, and this could be a highlight of his career.

But mainly, I was just touched by his perspective on the town that made him, that he loves. He writes:

“Last night we shot some pre-tape segments in Greenwich Village, which was pitch black dark for blocks and blocks, as it has been for a week now. It’s pretty impossible to describe walking through these city streets in total darkness. It can’t even be called a trip through time, because as long as new york has lived, its been lit. By electricity, gas lamps, candlelight, kerosene. But this was pitch black, street after street, corner round corner. And for me, the village being the very place that made me into a comedian and a man, to walk through the heart of it and feel like, in a way, it was dead. I can’t tell you how that felt. And you also had a palpable sense that inside each dark window was a family or a student or an artist or an old woman living alone, just being in the dark and waiting for the day to come back. Like we were all having one big sleep over, but not so much fun as that. This is how a lot of the city is still. I know people in Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island, New Jersey, all over, are not normal yet. And not normal is hard.”

So be sure to watch tonight at 11:30pm ET. It’s sure to be a delight.

And here’s to New York.

Click through to read the full Louis C.K. letter.

Hello. Its louis here. I’m clacking this to you on my phone in my dressing room here at studio 8H, right in 30 rockefeller center, in Manhattan, new york city, new york, america, world, current snapshot of all existence everywhere.

Tonight I’m hosting Saturday Night Live, something I zero ever in my life saw happening to me. And yet here it is completely most probably happening (I mean, ANYTHING could NOT happen. So we’ll see).

I’ve been working here all week with the cast, crew, producers and writers of SNL, and with Lorne Michaels. Such a great and talented group of people.

And here we are in the middle of New York City, which was just slammed by a hurricane, leaving behind so much trouble, so much difficulty and trauma, which everyone here is still dealing with every day.

Last night we shot some pre-tape segments in greenwich Village, which was pitch black dark for blocks and blocks, as it has been for a week now.

Its pretty impossible to describe walking through these city streets in total darkness. It can’t even be called a trip through time, because as long as new york has lived, its been lit. By electricity, gas lamps, candlelight, kerosene. But this was pitch black, street after street, corner round corner. And for me, the village being the very place that made me into a comedian and a man, to walk through the heart of it and feel like, in a way, it was dead. I can’t tell you how that felt. And you also had a palpable sense that inside each dark window was a family or a student or an artist or an old woman living alone, just being int he dark and waiting for the day to come back. Like we were all having one big sleep over, but not so much fun as that.

This is how a lot of the city is still. I know people in queens, brooklyn, Staten Island, new jersey, all over, are not normal yet. And not normal is hard.

And here at 30 rock, these folks are working so hard this week. There are kids in the studio every day, because members of the crew and staff had to bring them to work. Many people are sharing lodging. Everyone is tired. But there’s this feeling here that we’ve got to put on a great show. I’m sure it feels like that here every week. But wow. I feel really lucky to be sharing this time with these particular good folks here at SNL.

In about 5 hours we’ll be going on the air. I’ll do a monologue. And we’ll show you some sketches that we wrote and try to make you laugh. I’m gonna look really dumb in some of this stuff. But I don’t care. Its awfully worth it. And I’m really excited.

Anyway. I just wanted to let you know. If you watch the show tonight, when Don Pardo says my name and you see me walking out, all the shit in this email is what ill be thinking. I’m a pretty lucky guy. I hope you enjoy the show.

Thanks.

Louis C.K.

Live. From new york. Its saturday night.

Exclusive: Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora on Wednesday’s superstar Sandy benefit

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Richie Sambora may be in one of the most successful rock and roll bands of all time, but the Bon Jovi guitarist says he”s just a geeky music fan like the rest of us, especially when it comes to being in the presence of some of his music heroes.

Such will be the case tomorrow night when Bon Jovi joins such acts as The Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney and The Who for the 12-12-12 Concert to benefit Hurricane Sandy victims.

[More after the jump…]

 Eric Clapton, Alicia Keys, Roger Waters, Kanye West, Dave Grohl, Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, Pearl Jam”s Eddie Vedder and Coldplay”s Chris Martin are also on the bill.  Proceeds go to the Robin Hood Foundation, which will distribute the funds to relief efforts in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut. The concert, live from Madison Square Garden, will be beamed across the world, including airing on 34 television stations in the U.S.

“I”ll be living my childhood fantasy, playing on stage with the The Who, the Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton,” Sambora says via phone today, just before he catches his flight to New York from Los Angeles. “The man is running the show now, but there”s that little boy inside of you that”s screaming.”

He jokes that when Bon Jovi played the 9/11 Benefit, the band and the other veteran acts all hung out in a hallway they dubbed “Dinosaurs” Row.” And here many of them are again, 11 years later, donating their time and effort to another national tragedy.

His excitement in no way diminishes the horror he feels when he thinks about the devastation wrought on his native New Jersey and the surrounding states. Sandy literally hit home for Sambora: his mother”s house flooded up to the second story, the home that he bought for her 25 years ago after the band made it big. While the house undergoes repairs – Sambora notes that “it”s not as bad as some” – his mom has relocated to his Los Angeles home.

Sambora recently toured the decimated Seaside Heights, N.J. area with the American Red Cross. The Boardwalk there had been a mainstay of his entire life, from when his parents took him there as a little kid to renting a house there as a teen to coming up through the clubs. Bon Jovi even made a video for “In And Out Of Love”  on the Boardwalk in the mid-’80s. “I couldn”t even speak,” he says of walking through the destroyed Boardwalk. The roller coaster he used to ride was a tangled mess in the water, washed away like his childhood memories.

In addition to playing the 12-12-12 Concert, Sambora has re-recorded “I”ll Always Walk Beside You,” a song featured on his new solo album, “Aftermath of the Lowdown,” with Alicia Keys on piano.  All proceeds from sales of the download of the ballad go to the American Red Cross”s disaster relief efforts.

Even though he originally wrote the song for his teenage daughter Ava (with ex-wife Heather Locklear), the themes about support and loyalty work perfectly in its new incarnation. Plus, Keys” beautiful piano playing adds a new texture and emotion.

“I”ve had the knack of doing that during my career,” he says. “The knack to write songs that are about my stuff that turn out to be about everyone else”s stuff too. I wrote something where I was talking about my daughter, and it became about my state. You can take the boy out of New Jersey, but you can”t take the New Jersey out of the boy.” (Similarly, Bon Jovi”s biggest hit, “Livin” On A Prayer” took on an added dimension after 9/11).

Getting Keys to play on the new version was as simple as asking. The two are friends -Sambora has played at her Black Ball charity event- and Bon Jovi was recording its new album, out this Spring, at her studio. After she asked Sambora to play on her new album and a few days later asked if she could return the favor in some way. “I said, ‘I have this song I wrote for my kid and I think if you put your piano on it, it will make it that much more intimate”,” Sambora recalls.

He laughs that this is his life -part of the time. “The dichotomy of how I live is kind of crazy,” he says. “People call me a rock star. I don”t believe that bullsh**.” I”m taking my kid to school and picking up dog sh**. I haven”t changed that much since I was 7. The same morality that my parents indoctrinated in me, that hasn”t left.”

That sense of humility -and humanity- runs through “Aftermath of the Lowdown,” an intensely personal work that references the last decade of Sambora”s life, including rehab, divorce, losing his father, parenthood, and relationships.

“I have an amazing opportunity in Bon Jovi to write. The way we write for the masses is profound and simple. The message is concise,” says the member of the Songwriters Hall of Fame. “When I”m making a solo record, it”s a little more psychologically complex. I”m not really thinking about being simple or any of that stuff. Plus, I get to be a lead singer, which I actually quite miss in my life. I enjoy stepping out as a band leader. It”s such a joy for me.”

Tomorrow and then again in February, Sambora steps back full time in his role in Bon Jovi. The band”s worldwide stadium and arena tour, appropriately dubbed “Because We Can,” starts in Uncasville, Conn.,  before traveling throughout Canada, Europe, the Far East, Africa, Latin America, Australia and then returning to the U.S.

Close to 30 years in, it”s still not old hat for Sambora. “A part of my spirituality is the gratitude in that. I never take it for granted,” he says. “I still walk out there and go, ‘Again? You”ve come to see me?” I”m astounded at it by every turn. That”s how I maintain my innocence. I get to do what I do for a living in many different incarnations. I think that”s what keeps you around. Beyond the music, [fans] walk away having seen the gratitude and sincerity in my heart.”

Below is a snippet of “I”ll Always Walk Beside You.” To buy the download and help out the American Red Cross”s Sandy Relief Efforts, go here.

Surprise: R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe duets with Coldplay’s Chris Martin at 12-12-12 benefit

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It took a storm for Michael Stipe to temporarily step out of R.E.M. retirement. The former frontman made a surprise appearance at the 12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief concert with Coldplay’s Chris Martin.

Martin first performed a solo “Viva La Vida” on acoustic guitar for the crowd at New York’s Madison Square Garden before welcoming Stipe to the stage. The pair then played “Losing My Religion,” a sweet sound to R.E.M. fans’ ears who have been suffering since the band called it quits last year. Stipe sang while Martin strummed his acoustic, dotting in some harmonies.

Martin finished his set alone again with “Us Against the World.”

Telethoners were surprised by the appearance, with anchor Brian Williams even admitting that some organizers didn’t know about the addition.

Other combos from the night were more readily apparent, like Eddie Vedder with Roger Waters and Bon Jovi with Bruce Springsteen. Paul McCartney performing with the living members of Nirvana was one of the worst-kept secrets earlier in the day.

Organizers hoped for an audience of 2 billion, and millions of dollars are expected to be raked in from the concert effort.

Meanwhile, Stipe was pulling double duty on 12/12, as he sang a Christmas tune “Good King Wenceslas” with Stephen Colbert and Mandy Patinkin on “The Colbert Report,” taped earlier in the evening. The R.E.M. singer has been occasionally sitting in on the show (so to speak) since the band busted-up, hardly saying a word when he made his cameos. Colbert was also a presenter at the Sandy benefit concert.

Check out Fuse’s interview with Stipe on his brief return below.

Watch: Sandy Hook students sing ‘Over the Rainbow’ with Ingrid Michaelson

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Grab your tissues. There”s no way you can get  watch students from Newtown, Conn”s Sandy Hook Elementary performing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” without tearing up.

One month after the shooting that claimed 26 lives at the school, 21 current and former students from the school sang the “Wizard Of Oz” classic on “Good Morning America.” Singer/songwriter Ingrid Michaelson accompanied the children ukulele on an arrangement of the song made famous by Hawaiian artist Israel Kamakawiwo”ole.

[More after the jump…]

The students recorded a version at the Connecticut home of Talking Heads” Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth over the weekend. That version is on sale at iTunes and Amazon. Proceeds go to the United Way of Western Connecticut and Newtown Youth Academy.  We bet Justin Timberlake wouldn”t mind one bit if “Sandy Hook: Somewhere Over The Rainbow” feat. Ingrid Michaelson knocked his new single, “Suit & Tie” out of the top spot.
Hear it below and go here to download it on iTunes or on Amazon.
 
While the country continues to grieve over the losses  in Newtown, clean-up continues in many of the communities devastated by Hurricane Sandy, including the history oceanside New Jersey town of Sea Bright.

Train has recorded a studio version of John Lennon”s “Imagine,” which is now for sale, also at iTunes, with all proceeds going to Sea Bright Rising. The accompanied video shows the devastation wrought by the storm, but also shows that relief efforts are well underway  as rebuilding gets underway.

As you may know, Train performed a benefit concert in Sea Bright for residents and first responders in December after seeing a video of the storm”s damage filmed by Train fan/high school student Charlotte Nagy. VH1 broadcast the performance on Christmas Day.

Download “Imagine” here.

 

Report: Donald Trump Made ‘Apprentice’ Staffers Work Through The Superstorm Sandy Aftermath

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In June, something odd happened regarding Donald Trump and 2012’s Superstorm Sandy. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the press how Trump generously offered an open-ended amount of money to the relief fund established by Christie’s wife. The Washington Post quickly revealed how Christie “misspoke,” and there was no record of Trump donating to the fund. Now, a related story comes from the Daily Beast, which reports that Trump required his staff to work through the turmoil of the so-called Frankenstorm that killed 53 people. (And naturally, he tweeted a bunch of junk about President Obama and made more unsubstantiated charitable claims too.)

The Beast reveals that Trump privately told all mid-level Apprentice staffers to report to Trump Tower because the show must go on, despite a state of emergency where much of the city was shut down. Staffers were told to report on Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2012 — the day after the storm struck New York. During the chaos, the Trump family was safely ensconced in apartments within the building, whereas staffers had to choose between risking their own well being or their jobs:

“We all had to come in right after Sandy,” a former staffer said. “We were in his building, and we fought with [a] manager, who said, ‘It’s not from me, it’s from [Donald Trump] himself’ … Ivanka [Trump] did very nicely [come down] and thank us for coming in,” the ex-staffer said. “She really was very nice but we were all [thinking], ‘Well, it was easy for you Trumps to simply come downstairs, why are we here?'”

The staffer, who spoke to the Beast on condition of anonymity, also referred to Trump as running a “dictatorship” on the Apprentice set. And there’s more:

“We all worked the day after,” another former employee told The Daily Beast. “The whole city was shut down. It was really irresponsible and selfish … Like, no one was under the illusion that we were making fine art here, that it had to be pushed that hard. It was crazy. Business in the city had basically shut down.”

“We had to work straight through it,” [a different] staffer said. “The city was shut down, no traffic lights, etc. I would bike from bk [Brooklyn] to [Trump] Tower,” he said of his first days back at work during the storm’s aftermath.

Meanwhile, Trump was tweeting about providing refuge to those seeking shelter from the storm (which an employee says didn’t happen): “We are taking care of hundreds of people in the Trump Tower atrium — they are seeking refuge. Free coffee and food.”

The Beast notes that Trump increased his boasting the next day to claim that “thousands” of people sought refuge in the Trump Tower atrium, which can only comfortably hold about 350 people. He also tweeted that Obama would use the disaster for political gain.

And of course, Trump used the opportunity to reference his birther conspiracy theory about Obama (which he recently tried to erase with one sentence) during the storm’s aftermath. Trump tweeted about extending his $5 million charity offer (in exchange for Obama’s birth certificate) in light of the storm.

The Trump campaign didn’t respond to The Beast’s requests for comment.

(Via The Daily Beast, NorthJersey.com & Washington Post)

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New York Times, Wall Street Take Down Paywalls For Hurricane Sandy

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Happy Hurricane Sandy — aka “Frankenstorm” — week, everyone! Welcome to the suck! On the bright side, the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal have decided that paywalls are a problem in the middle of a potentially very serious storm, and are taking them down. Granted, very few people are browsing the Style section in the middle of a potentially serious storm, but hey, sometimes you’ve got time to kill. Regardless, it’s all free until the storm passes.

According to its third quarter earnings report released this past week, the Times has about 566,000 digital subscribers to nytimes.com and the International Herald Tribune. But thousands more will be closely following the storm as severe weather typically brings traffic surges to news websites.

Wall Street Journal Digital Network Managing Editor Raju Narisetti tweeted Sunday afternoon that all of wsj.com would be freely available starting Monday.

Essentially, you’ll be able to get up to the minute information about the hurricane as it progresses.

If you’re in Sandy’s path, stay safe. It’s fun to joke about vodka and cigarettes, but look no further than what Hurricane Irene did to Vermont, so get a flashlight, get some food you can eat without electricity, and pay attention to the warnings. Also, leave some vodka at the liquor store, for God’s sake, we’ve been three times and came away with nothing.

Random Bro Jogging Shirtless Wearing A Horse Head Mask Wins Hurricane Sandy

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Overheard in the bedroom of some dude’s suburban Maryland apartment earlier today, probably…

Oh man. So nice to sleep in a little. Thanks for closing my office today, Hurricane Sandy! (Gets up, looks out the window.) Well this doesn’t look so bad. A little wind, a little rain. NBD. I should go for a jog. Shirtless. The breeze will feel good pounding against my flesh. I should protect me eyes though — so much stuff floating around in the air out there. Hmmmm…Where’d I put my horse head mask?

Hero.

(Via Alex Ogle)

Shirtless, Horse-Headed Man Jogs During Hurricane Sandy

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A shirtless man in a horse mask jogs in defiance of Hurricane Sandy — right through a live newscast — in Washington, D.C.

Shirtless Horse Head Mask-Wearing Jogger Is Still Winning Hurricane Sandy, In Case You Were Wondering

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Well here you have it, folks: the shirtless, horse head mask-wearing jogger who captivated a nation this morning has been identified and his name is Jimmy Kruyne, aka @howtoJimmyK on Twitter. And FYI, he’s still winning Hurricane Sandy after posting a pic of himself in the victory formation next to a screengrab of himself on his home computer.

Reports DCist:

Jimmy Kruyne, who bared his chest and donned that headpiece, tells DCist he just wanted to brighten people’s moods on a dark, doom-filled day. “Little spontaneous jogging hopefully put a smile on people’s face before this awful storm,” he says.

A storm-weary nation has turned its eyes to you, Jimmy, and you have delivered. Thanks.

In the meantime, UGH

(Via DCist)

Hurricane Sandy sinks HMS Bounty, two crewman still missing

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According to CNN and others, two crewman are missing from a replica ship used in Mutiny on the Bounty, Treasure Island, and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, after it was battered by Hurricane Sandy off the coast of North Carolina.

Two crew members are missing Monday amid 18-foot-tall waves and 40-mph winds after they and their team abandoned the three-masted HMS Bounty for two lifeboats, the U.S. Coast Guard reported.
Coast Guard helicopters plucked 14 people out of the chilly Atlantic Ocean around 6:30 a.m., Petty Officer Brandyn Hill said. But so far, there’s no word on the missing.
After fighting waves towering 18 feet high and winds of 40 mph, the 16 crew members fled the HMS Bounty, which appeared in some classic adventure films, hoping for rescue as soon as possible.
The Coast Guard was bringing all 14 people it saved to the Coast Guard air station in Elizabeth City, North Carolina, according to Hill.
A C-130 aircraft is still looking for the two missing crew members, and a third Jayhawk crew is en route to help the search-and-rescue effort, the Coast Guard said.
Initial reports said 17 crew members were aboard the HMS Bounty, but the Coast Guard corrected that number in its most recent statement.
Wearing special cold-weather survival suits, crew members abandoned ship Monday into lifeboats designed to hold 25 people. The boats also have canopies to help shelter them somewhat from Sandy’s pelting rain and winds.
The Coast Guard received an emergency call from the ship’s owner Sunday after the 80-foot, three-masted vessel lost power and started taking on water, the Coast Guard said. Rescuers picked up an emergency locator beacon from the vessel, and an HC-130 aircraft was dispatched to the area, where the plane made contact with the crew. [CNN]

In an interview on ABC about an hour ago, Coast Guard Vice Admiral Robert Parker said “We currently have either two or three people still unaccounted for and the vessel has completely sunk.”

Which obviously makes you wonder… what the f*ck were people doing on a pirate ship from a movie with a giant storm approaching? A giant storm we’ve been hearing about for a week. When I think of places I’d want to be when a storm hits, “on a sailboat from the 1700s” is pretty far down the list. That’s quite an oversight. I just hope they remembered to evacuate Tom Hanks’ raft from Castaway.

Meme Watch: Storm’s A-Brewin’, And Her Name Is Hurricane Sandy

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From Weather.com:

“History is being written as an extreme weather event continues to unfold, one which will occupy a place in the annals of weather history as one of the most extraordinary to have affected the United States.” ( )

LET’S GO CRUSH SOME WAVES, BROS. Hurricane Sandy, Frankenstorm, Holy Sh*t That Thing Is Terrifying, whatever you want to call it, is bad news. People here on the east coast are expecting the worst, so much so that every last bag of Loaded Chili and Cheese Ruffles has been snagged from my local grocery store. NO ONE buys Loaded Chili and Cheese Ruffles, unless they know they’re going to be stranded inside for the next three days. But before the power goes out and we’re reduced to *shudder* talking, let’s take a look at some of the best Hurricane Sandy memes that have popped up so far. Somewhere out there, Stockard Channing is smiling.
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Instacane.com Was Created To Fill All Of Your Instagram Hurricane Photo Needs

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As I write this I’m sitting in an NYC apartment and the wind outside is rattling the windows and the front door. On TV NY1 is showing live images of is a giant crane that has been toppled over by the wind and may come crashing down to the ground 70-something stories below at any moment. SEE…

As you can imagine, I’m a little hesitant to go outside right now, but my natural human curiosity makes me want to see what’s going on out there. Thankfully, there’s Instacane — a collection of Instagram photos of Hurricane Sandy that I have no idea who’s curating.

Now here’s an important Hurricane Sandy update…

(GIF Via Topher Chris)


Here’s A Collection Of Extremely Fake Hurricane Sandy Photos Foolish People Are Falling For

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Back in August, we put together a post of 12 clearly fake photos that had gone viral at some point. I’ll never forget you, bad ass helicopter shark. The peg for that article was Hurricane Isaac, which was mere child’s play compared to what Hurricane Sandy has already done and will likely do to the east coast.

A new batch of Photoshopped and/or old photos of unrelated events are being passed around on Facebook and Twitter now for Frankenstorm, so as a public service announcement, we’ve put together a collection of pictures that could be for real real, unlike these, but are most definitely for play play.

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This is a real photo, but it was taken in September, not during Sandy. (Via)

OK. That one’s genuine… (Via)

…And this one’s just annoying, as are all #preparednesskit photos. WE GET IT. YOU’RE A DRUNK. (Via)

Jet Skiing Through Hurricane Sandy

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Someone took their jet ski through the shore town of Manasquan, NJ right in middle of Hurricane Sandy.

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Nine Ways To Make Your Cell Battery Last Through Hurricane Sandy [Quartz]

Texas Billboards Claims Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Republican [HHW]

Barclays Banks On Jay-Z, Brooklyn Nets [The Australian]

Should A Person Be Jailed For Swearing In Court? [Time]

Where Have All The Black Pitchers In Baseball Gone? [The Urban Daily]

Watch Will Smith Freestyle at Gabrielle Union’s Birthday Party [Broken Cool]

The 10 Impulse Buys I’m Blaming On Hurricane Sandy [Four-Pins]

The Air Sex Championships Returned To Austin [With Leather]

Jessica Biel’s Best GIF Ever [Brobible]

The Best Fan-Made Halloween Costumes From 12 Of TV’s Finest Shows [Warming Glow]

Science Says Women Taking Control Leads To Better, Safer, Sex (NSFW) [Peeperz]

The Patriotic Way To Prepare For Hurricane Sandy (And Links)

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Ultimate Assassin’s Creed Song |Smosh|

36 Funny And Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets |UPROXX|

Here’s A Collection Of Extremely Fake Hurricane Sandy Photos Foolish People Are Falling For |UPROXX|

Christina Aguilera’s Halloween Costume Is Very Confusing |Warming Glow|

Wellington Airport’s Gollum sculpture celebrates New Zealand’s first-ever contribution to culture |Film Drunk|

The Cheesehead Bed, For Packers Fans Who Never Want To Get Laid Again |With Leather|

Could A New Eminem Album Be On The Way? |Smoking Section|

The Best Moments From Week 8 Sunday |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Banned iPad Mini Promo |High Definite|

Best Baby Costume Ever |HuffPost Comedy|

The Halloween Candy Trading Guide |Daily What|

The Most Terrifying Thing In The World |College Humor|

An Awesome Steampunk Nintendo Transformation |Unreality|

16 International Idioms That Describe Heavy Rain |Mental Floss|

9 Beloved TV Actors That You May Not Realize Are Still Employed |Pajiba|

Emma Roberts Dressed Up As Her Aunt Julia From “Pretty Woman” |Buzzfeed|

The ten creepiest episodes of The X-Files. You can almost hear the theme song in your head. |Fark|

Paulina Gretzky Dressed Up As a Sexy Cop, Sexy Pirate, and Sexy deadmau5 for Halloween |Brobible|

A fully-playable version of Tetris built into a pumpkin, with 128 LEDs for the display and the stem serving as a controller. |Gorilla Mask|

VIDEO BELOW: Cat sits like a person, enthralled while watching Madagascar 2 on a laptop. |via Buzzfeed|

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Sean Price Delivers His Hurricane Sandy Report

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Sean Price transmitting live from Brooklyn to deliver his version of a first-hand glimpse at Hurricane Sandy…and to remind buyers that Mic Tyson’s still dropping today. Stores closed? Go digital and pick it up on iTunes.

To all our folks on the East, stay dry and keep your heads held high.

The Shins –“Wonderful Christmastime (Paul McCartney Cover)”

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Before 66 million of you lose power and contemplate the wreckage Auntie Sandra might wreck upon your homestead, give careful consideration to the tunes you’ll soon include on your Spotify Christmas playlist. Inopportune moment aside, The Shins just released a fairly great cover of Paul McCartney’s iconic “Wonderful Christmastime” for Starbucks’ Holidays Rule, a compilation of yuletide covers which also features Andrew Bird and fun. The updated track doesn’t stray much from the 1979 classic, sounding just as poppy and cheery. However, The Shins’ sounds bigger, bubblier and includes James Mercer actually sounding happy, which is always a win.

Despite Mother Nature’s swallowing the eastern half of the United States, splurge on some electricity and give Mercer and company a listen. Then hunker down and spike some cider for the season’s sake. Holidays Rule comes to a Starbucks near you on October 30.

The Single Worst Hurricane Sandy Tweet Of Course Came From The New York Post

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New York City is a mess this morning. More so than usual. Subways and buses are temporarily obsolete, trees are down, power stations have exploded, the entirety of the East Village is underwater, the poop-filled Gowanus Canal is flooding, and at least 10 people have died. This is the kind of event that usually brings the awful residents, myself included (did I bitch about losing Internet for an hour? Yes, I did), of this awful city together. Even Rex Ryan’s obese brother Chris Christie, the Republican governor of New Jersey, which was hit as bad as NY, if not worse, had nice things to say about President Obama, his political enemy.

But leave it to the New York Post to say something utterly confounding in its stupidity.

I mean, come on, New York Post — that’s not even Wall Street. That photo was CLEARLY taken in the East Village. Oh, also that whole wishing a watery death for a member of a peaceful protest thing isn’t cool, either.

Hope everything out there’s safe.

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Here's A Collection Of Incredibly Real Hurricane Sandy Photos People Are Currently Looking At

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Yesterday Josh put together this PSA of supposed Hurricane Sandy photos that at the time were going viral and taking the web by, um, storm (sorry) despite the fact that all the images in question were either photoshops or taken at a different date.
After the devastation that has occurred across the East Coast over the last twenty-four hours there are plenty of incredible real photos for the internet to pass along. So to provide some balance here are a handful of images (like the one above from Ground Zero) that are currently making their way across the web and accurately capture the event. I’m 90% sure these are 100% not fake.

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#ThanksDonald: Twitter Gloriously Trolls Donald Trump For Hurricane Relief

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Hey, remember that time Donald Trump followed up his massively huge world-changing “major announcement” hype with a self-promoting offer to the President and we all collectively made a wanking motion? If it’s as clear as if it happened last week that’s because it did happen last week, before Sandy turned our attention to things that actually matter as opposed to ginormous gasbags.

Now thanks to VH1’s Kate Spencer he of the frightening hair is back in the internet mix. And it’s glorious.

Ms. Spencer planted the above seed on Twitter last night and former Onion writer Jason Roeder soon followed and before anyone knew it #ThanksDonald trending with preemptive gratitude for a charitable act that will almost certainly never happen because Donald Trump is an a-hole.

I refuse to follow anything Trump does on Twitter so I don’t know if he’s responded (let me know if he says yes). I just really enjoy the troll train running full bore at the guy, the only outcomes being a victory of some sort.

#ThanksDonald via The Huffington Post

Sandy's Trashed Your Cell Phone Service, And It's Not Getting Better Any Time Soon

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Hurricane Sandy, like that bully who picked on you at school, has largely come and gone on the East Coast. But also like that bully who picked on you at school, the damage she’s caused will linger well after much else of what she’s done is just a memory.

Mostly because every time you try to make a call, it’ll drop, and you’ll curse the winds that gave birth to her. This is because among other things, Sandy has trashed pretty much the entire cellular infrastructure of the East Coast. Oh, and as an extra screw-you, she also trashed your cable.

We know all this because the FCC just released some outage data and it’s pretty much garbage up and down the East Coast:

[FCC Chairman Julius] Genachowski said that as of 10 a.m. ET today, 25 percent of the nation’s wireless companies’ cell sites were not operational in 158 counties in 10 states from Virginia to Massachusetts. This information comes from the carriers themselves, which report outages to the FCC as part of the agency’s Disaster Information Reporting System (DIRS).
Cable operators in that same area also reported that about 25 percent of consumers were without broadband and other services this morning. The agency said outages for landline phones are much less widespread.

So, yes, your grandpa can still make phone calls, and will probably never let you hear the end of it. If you’re wondering why landlines are up while cellular networks are down, the short answer is power. In areas where power is out, cell towers are having a much bigger problem. And it’s not done yet, either. As Sandy works her way towards Michigan, she’ll keep knocking over cell towers and yanking down power lines.

If you want to do your part, don’t call people: Send texts or let people know on Facebook you’re all right. Also, Yankees fans, it’s tasteless to root for Sandy to destroy Michigan. Just a warning.

Elmo Went On The Radio After The Hurricane To Calm Frightened Children, Is A National Treasure

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Here is my hurricane story, briefly. I live in Eastern Pennsylvania. We didn’t get hit quite the way New York or the Jersey Shore did, but we definitely took some body blows, as evidenced by the handful of trees laying on the ground outside my apartment, and the whole area’s sporadic-at-best access to electricity over the past 36 hours. After the power went out on Monday night I huddled under some blankets in my bedroom and listened for hours as the wind whipped around the corner of my building with enough force that it sounded like a low-flying 747 was circling the immediate area, shaking the windows with every gust. It’s not a particularly unique story, and I know plenty of people dealt with far, far worse, but the point of it is this: I am a fully-grown adult male who got off relatively easy in the whole thing, and it was still some really disquieting sh-t. I can’t even imagine how terrifying it must have been for young children, especially those in areas that took a more direct hit.

That is why this story is awesome. Tuesday morning, Kevin Clash (the voice of Elmo) went on Brian Lehrer’s WNYC radio show in character and tried to comfort his young audience by talking about the time a hurricane hit Sesame Street:

“Well, the wind started blowing really bad, and we had to put tape on windows and stuff,” he explained of the episode. He even had to help his pal Big Bird put his nest back together after the storm destroyed it.

Joining Elmo and host Lehrer was Dr. Rosemarie Truglio, the vice president of education and research for Sesame Workshop. She explained that the episode was created long before Sandy or even Hurricane Katrina. It was meant to help parents if their kids should ever face a similar storm. […]

As for Elmo, he took a question from a fan who wanted to know if he was scared on Monday night, as Hurricane Sandy hit his hometown.

“Yeah, but Elmo was with his mommy and daddy, so Elmo asked a lot of questions and learned a lot about what was happening,” he assured.[The Clicker]

The full audio is below. Elmo is a national treasure.

Tracy Morgan Blames Mitt Romney For Hurricane Sandy

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Jimmy Kimmel is taping his shows all this week in Brooklyn — last night was his first after Hurricane Sandy foiled Monday’s taping — and he had two of the best talk show guests in the history of talk shows, Howard Stern and Tracy Morgan, booked for the first show. Needless to say, there were LOLs to be had, especially when Tracy got to talking about his Hurricane Sandy experiences and who he thinks is to blame for the storm.

“New York ain’t never had no hurricanes. This has got Republicans written all over it. This has got Romney written all over it,” Morgan said emphatically. “As we get closer to the election, they trying to suppress the Latino vote!”

Sure, none of this makes any sense at all, but it’s Tracy Morgan — and it’s funny.

Enjoy…

I smell a buddy cop movie!

(Via Gotcha)

‘Jersey Shore’ cast sends support to Sandy victims

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The town that for millions made “Jersey Shore” synonymous with Snooki and fist-pumping was among the hardest hit by Superstorm Sandy – and its famous summer residents sent their prayers to those affected.
“Sandy destroyed Seaside – our second home,” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told MTV News in a statement. “It’s devastating to see our boardwalk and favorite spots ruined. My prayers go out to everyone affected by the storm.”

Jenni “JWoww” Farley appeared on the “Tonight Show,” and host Jay Leno asked about the house she owns with her fiance, Roger, in Toms River.

“Fixable, I want to say. It’s really, it like hurts the heart a lot. It’s really kind of devastating,” she said. But as long as like my dogs, Roger’s safe, my friends are safe, we’re just all without power.”

Vinny Guadagnino told MTV that Seaside Heights had become his second home, while Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio sent thanks to the “heroes” who were working to help. Sammi Giancola called the impact “devastating.”

Guadagnino tweeted that Staten Island, N.Y., where he lives, “looks like war zone” and posted a picture of a downed tree.

He, Farley and DelVecchio asked their Twitter followers to donate $10 to the American Red Cross by texting REDCROSS to 90999. Polizzi also said she would donate but was more true to form: “Ugh trying to change my son’s diaper while holding a flash light is not easy,” she wrote from East Hanover, using the hashtag “no power.”

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Jon Stewart: 'Do You Ever Have One Of Those Days Where Everything You Ever Loved As A Child Was Under Water?'

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Jon Stewart opened his show last night, the first he’s done since Hurricane Sandy bitch-slapped the East Coast, with a question: “Do you ever have one of those days where everything you ever loved as a child was under water?” As someone who comes from a place where stuff like this happens all too frequently, YES, and it’s awful. It’s just still so hard for me to wrap my brain around the fact that the heartbreaking sort of stuff I’ve witnessed all my life every few years in Louisiana is now happening in the NYC area, the other place I’ve spent most of my time living.

It’s especially weird because there are essentially two Manhattans now — the dark, chaotic one downtown below 39th street, and the business-as-usual one above 39th street. I haven’t had a chance to do it yet but a couple of friends have crossed over between the two Manhattans by foot at night and I’m told that it’s CREEPY AS HELL.

Anyway, Stewart and the Daily Show were excellent in their coverage of the whole thing last night. Here’s part one…

And here’s part two…


Hurricane Sandy News Blooper Compilation

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The craziest moments of news coverage during Hurricane Sandy, all in one video.

Here Are The Hurricane Sandy Time Lapse Videos You've Been Waiting For

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Well you just knew that there’d be Hurricane Sandy time lapse videos, didn’t you? I mean, OF COURSE there would be. And I, for one, am not complaining as I tend to find these things utterly mesmerizing. I’ve so far run across two that I think are worth taking a look at.

The first, embedded above, was captured by Richard Shepherd with a camera mounted to the top of the New York Times building in Midtown Manhattan. He writes:

I captured this by writing a script to grab a copy of the latest image from the webcam NYTimes have pointed out over NYC. Runs from about Noon on the 29th Of October, till about half nine am on the 30th October, 2012.

No idea about why the camera moves, I’m guessing someone knocked the tripod or the building swaying in the wind caused it. It’s not one of the most stable setups it would seem.

The one below comes to us via Jalopnik.

A camera on top of 2 Northside Piers shows New York before Sandy rolled in, its destructive approach, and the sudden loss of power as the storm surge flooded lower Manhattan.

This is the best angle and the longest exposure we’ve yet seen of Sandy’s full impact. The video was created by Silas Maniatis.

(Via MediaBistro & Jalopnik)

What Songs Should Bruce Springsteen And Billy Joel Play At The Hurricane Sandy Benefit?

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Dear Sandy, f*ck you. Love, Bruce Springsteen. According to the Hollywood Reporter:

Several days after Hurricane Sandy ripped through the East Coast, destroying homes and leaving millions without power, NBCUniversal has announced its networks including NBC, Bravo, and USA will air a one-hour, Matt Lauer-hosted telethon to benefit victims.

Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together will air Friday from 8 to 9 p.m, also on E!, CNBC, MSNBC, Style, Syfy, and G4. Other networks might join ahead of the special, which will be broadcast live from NBC’s 30 Rock studios in New York [beware of Stone Mountain-bound eagles] and live-streamed on NBC.com.

Bruce Springsteen, Christina Aguilera, Billy Joel, Sting, and Jon Bon Jovi are slated to perform. NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams and late night host Jimmy Fallon will also appear. (Via)

Jon Hamm is to SNL as Bruce Springsteen is to benefit concerts: he’s always around, and it’s never not a treat to see him. It begs the question, “Is it really a tragedy if the Boss doesn’t try to raise funds for its victims?” Another, more important question, however, is: what should Bruce and Billy play on Friday? Some suggestions below.

“Growin’ Up”

As inspirational and outright optimistic sounding as Springsteen songs get.

“Waitin’ on a Sunny Day”

9/11 songs work as Hurricane Sandy songs, too.

“The Ties That Bind”

About the perils of rejecting help from people, and why we need to come together.

“I’ve Loved These Days”

Who gives a crap if your TV was lost during the hurricane? Material possessions don’t matter, etc.

“4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)”

Obviously. And what not to play:

“Lost in the Flood”

*Loosens collar*

(Via The Hollywood Reporter)

Go Home Sandy, You Are Drunk And The Best Of The Go Home, You're Drunk Meme

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In one of the college bars in the college town where I attended college (college!) some charmer over a decade ago drunkenly scribbled “I f–ked your mom last night” above one of the urinals. Shortly after a much wittier gentleman with far better handwriting replied, “Go home dad, you’re drunk.” I was 18 or 19 the first time I saw it and at the time thought it was the pinnacle of humor. I’ve enjoyed a good chuckle every time I used the restroom in said establishment ever since.

I’m not sure if that says more about college me or me me but either way I’ve maintained a fondness for the joke over the years and enjoyed every meme-y variation I’ve seen on the internet since, so when a few new ones began to spring up this week in response to Sandy devastation (quite the awesome coping mechanism, I might add) I enjoyed them a little too much.

So here’s an assorted collection of Sandy and non-Sandy related “Go home, you’re drunk” memes for everyone’s end of week enjoyment. Because we’ve all been a boat on railroad tracks before.

Source: Know Your Meme

NBA, Players Association Set To Donate $1 Million To Hurricane Sandy Relief Effort

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With Hurricane Sandy having done more considerable damage along the east coast, the rebuilding process will be a long road. Today, the financial aspects of recovery received a boost as the NBA and the Players Association have pledged $1 million to be shared across several charities. The commitment will be spread to several beneficiaries that include the Red Cross, The Salvation Army, New York Cares and Jersey Cares.

“Many homes and lives were devastated by Hurricane Sandy and our thoughts, abiding concerns and hopes are with all those affected,” said NBA Commissioner David Stern. “The NBA, the NBPA, our teams, and players are partnering with the Red Cross and other humanitarian organizations to support the relief efforts to help families and communities recover.

“The immeasurable damage and heartbreaking impact of this latest natural disaster continues to shock all of us,” said NBPA Executive Director Billy Hunter. “The NBPA and its members will assist ongoing relief efforts by partnering with the Salvation Army along with other organizations as part of a long term commitment to help those in need.”

H/T: SLAM

Meme Watch: Meet The Former Playboy Model Who Used Hurricane Sandy Wreckage For Photo Shoot

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You know what Hurricane Katrina was missing? SEX APPEAL. Hurricane Sandy didn’t have the same problem.

As [New York City] reels from a devastating natural disaster that has affected the lives of hundreds of thousands, Brazilian glamour model and Manhattan resident Nana Gouvêa used this as an ill-conceived opportunity to fill out her lookbook.
Gouvêa, who reportedly appeared in Brazilian Playboy, showed a complete lack of sensitivity as she seductively posed by crushed cars, fallen trees and the debris-filed city streets. She proudly posted the series of images taken by her husband Carlos Keyes on her Facebook page, sparking instant outcry. ( )

Work that crushed 1998 Honda Civic, gurl. According to the New York Post, Gouvêa said that she “loves hurricanes because they give her an opportunity to spend time with her husband.” I mean, we all loved 9/11 because it allowed us to catch up on our Toby Keith albums, too, but that doesn’t mean it was a good thing. Speaking of: shortly after Gouvêa’s photos went viral (you can see more here), a Tumblr blog, Nana Gouvêa em desastres, was set up, picturing the model in other famous tragedies. Here are some of our favorites.

Haters Can't Hate: Hear Christina Aguilera's Stunning Version Of "Beautiful" From Hurricane Sandy Benefit

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It’s easy to make fun of Christina Aguilera. She wore chaps while singing “Dirrty.” She’s the host of a reality show. She starred in the hilariously terrible Burlesque. She had some ambiguous liquid oozing down her leg while performing “At Last” on CNN. She wore a confusing Halloween costume. She…well, this album cover. But girl’s got impeccable pipes, which she proved during last night’s Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together benefit. (Just a reminder: if you haven’t already, please text “Redcross” to 90999 to make a $10 donation.) The former Xtina sang her 2002 hit “Beautiful,” and despite the cloying lyrics, it was a heartfelt, poignant version, made all the more powerful considering Aguilera was born in Staten Island, which was devastated by the storm.

She’s the best kind of diva: one who uses the Internet’s mockery to inspire and invigorate her, which is why in a belt-off, I’d take Aguilera over Queen Beyonce any day, any night, any time.


People Are Ripping Ted Cruz For Calling For Federal Assistance For Texas After He Refused To Vote In Favor Of Help For NY After Sandy

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The devastation wrought by Tropical Storm Harvey has only just begun, as hard as it is to believe. Already, thousands of Texas residents have been rescued — including inundated nursing home patients — from rising flood waters and countless homes destroyed, all while CNN reports that the storm is expected to move back out toward the Gulf of Mexico, pick up more precipitation, and travel inland again to do more damage.

The people of Texas need help, and — naturally — GOP Senators Ted Cruz and John Cornyn are lobbying President Trump in support of Gov. Greg Abbott’s request for a major disaster declaration in the state. Here’s part of their joint letter, which they sent as Harvey prepared to make landfall:

“Given the potential catastrophic impact that the Hurricane may have on Texas communities, we strongly support this request and urge you to provide any and all emergency protective measures available by a major disaster declaration. We have been encouraged thus far by the work and strong coordination with the Federal Emergency Management Agency to deploy assistance to state and local officials on the ground in Texas.”

Such a plea from senators to a president is customary and, many would agree, necessary in the face of disaster. However, no one has forgotten that both Cruz and Cornyn are 2 of 36 GOP senators who voted against a 2013 supplementary relief bill geared toward helping Hurricane Sandy victims (mainly in New York) recover. At the time, Cruz defended his vote by complaining about additional “pork” added to the bill:

“Emergency relief for the families who are suffering from this natural disaster should not be used as a Christmas tree for billions in unrelated spending, including projects such as Smithsonian repairs, upgrades to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration airplanes, and more funding for Head Start … [we] should not be in the business of exploiting victims of natural disasters to fund pork projects.”

In response to the current backlash, a Cornyn spokesperson told the Austin Statesman he supported a different version of the Sandy bill, not the one that ended up passing. Whereas a statement from the Cruz camp simply reiterated how the bill was “chock-full of pork,” which won’t win him any new fans in light of the new catastrophe. Indeed, he’s receiving the brunt of the criticism right now, and the below social media reactions function as indisputable proof that almost everyone intensely dislikes Ted Cruz.

(Via CNN, Austin Statesman & Senate.gov)

Chris Christie Angrily Berates Ted Cruz For Lying About His Hurricane Sandy Relief Bill Vote

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Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has come under fire for his apparent hypocrisy in calling for federal aid for Hurricane Harvey relief in Texas, since the Tea Party darling previously voted against the very same for Hurricane Sandy in 2012. When confronted with his conflicting attitudes toward congressional relief, Cruz claimed “that particular bill is it became a $50 billion bill that was filled with unrelated pork.” What’s more, the Senator — adorned in dry rain gear while standing front of a major shelter in Houston — suggested it was wrong to “exploit a disaster when people are hurting to pay for their own political wish list.” Oops.

Needless to say, politicians and journalists pounced on Cruz’s claim of “unrelated pork,” which was summarily debunked by the Washington Post. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie cited this and other fact checks during his Tuesday night and Wednesday morning appearances on MSNBC, where he accused Cruz of lying. On All In with Chris Hayes, he said:

“What was wrong was for Ted Cruz to exploit the disaster for political gain, and that’s what he was doing. The fact of the matter is, that is an absolute falsehood that two-thirds of the $50 billion did not go to Sandy aid. Is an absolute falsehood. It was untrue when it was said then, and let’s remember what Senator Cruz was trying to do at the time. He was trying to be the most conservative — the most fiscally conservative — person in the world.”

Meanwhile, after MSNBC’s Morning Joe played the same Cruz clip on Wednesday, co-host Joe Scarborough suggested the panel play a word association game. Christie’s immediate response was “crap.” Continuing with the so-called game, the governor said of Cruz: “He talks about playing politics, [but] that’s what he did with people’s lives in 2012 and 2013. He was playing politics to try to make himself look like the most conservative guy in town.”


UPDATE: Christie also appeared on CNN’s New Day, where he said “we need to get back to the [Hurricanes] Andrew and Katrina stage,” when Congress passed disaster relief bills in less than a week. Sandy’s relief bill, by comparison, apparently took 66 days to pass. He also, unsurprisingly, had additional things to say about Cruz. “It’s disgusting to me that he stands in a recovery center with victims standing behind him as a backdrop, and he’s still repeating the same reprehensible likes about what happened in Sandy. It’s unacceptable to me, and I’m not going to let him get away with it.”

(Via MSNBC and Huffington Post)

Ted Cruz Fires Back At Chris Christie Over Hurricane Relief: He’s ‘Really Desperate’ To Stay In The News

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Ted Cruz and Chris Christie are still tousling over hurricane relief while Texas is being drenched by Harvey. On Wednesday morning, Christie called out Cruz after the Texan Senator made much ado about helping relief efforts, despite voting “no” on a bill to help rebuild the communities drubbed by Hurricane Sandy in 2012. After Christie called out Cruz for hypocrisy, Cruz has clapped back and accused Christie of doing whatever it takes to get his name in Houston related headlines.

Fox and Friends spoke with Cruz from where he’s hunkered down in Houston, assisting in relief efforts. When asked about Christie’s “pointed comments” about Cruz’s vote on the Sandy bill, Cruz first said, “I’m sorry that there are politicians who seem really desperate to get their names in the news and are saying whatever they need to do that.” He went on to elaborate:

“Everyone is rightly focused on saving lives. There is a time in the process when you work on rebuilding, but the first priority has to be saving lives. When we move forward, I think we will see Congress act united to provide relief to the citizens of Texas that they are entitled to under federal law. I know we have the commitment of the President. For folks who are focused on raising political shots and snipes about the Sandy Bill, you know, facts matter.”

There’s just one problem — the facts aren’t on Cruz’s side. Cruz claimed he voted against the Sandy bill while making allegations that the legislation was inflated with unrelated spending. That was not only denied by Christie, but disproven by the Washington Post. However, Cruz feels that until Tropical Storm Harvey has actually passed, the focus should remain on the immediate needs of the displaced, rather than quibbles over what happened in 2012.

That’s a point that Christie emphasized, too. It’s certainly prudent to be thinking ahead about how to craft an effective relief bill after the fourth largest city in the United States is mowed down by a natural disaster of unprecedented proportions. Hopefully, the government’s response to relief efforts will be less contentious than those for Sandy — which are still coming up a full five years after the fact.

(Via Fox News)





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